Every time I hear this EBAY SONG by Weird Al Yankovic I can’t stop laughing..the longer the song goes the funnier it gets!!!. Since I’ll be posting a new panda pendant on Ebay tomorrow I thought this just seemed appropriately warped and perfectly WEIRD!!! ENJOY my friends!!!!! LYRICS ARE BELOW THE PENDANT PIX!
An absolutely adorable fused glass creation combining a touch of glitz with painstaking hand painted detail. 5 Genuine Swarovski crystals stud the surface providing incredible glimmer with every move of the body
This piece had taken the trip through my kiln 6 times and has a high gloss “fire polished” finish. The bail is sterling silver and is flanked by silver tube beads that slide on a black neoprene necklace with sterling clasp.
The detail is AMAZING on this one!!! YOU WILL “FIND -IT- ON- E-BAY” HEE HEE HEE!!!
AND HERE’S THE WORDS TO WEIRD ALS EBAY SONG
Yeah
A used … pink bathrobe
A rare … mint snowglobe
A Smurf … TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house … is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner’s old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I’ll buy … your knick-knack
Just check … my feedback
“A++!” they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I’ve never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever’ll please ya
As long as I’ve got the dough
I’ll buy … your tchotchkes
Sell me … your watch, please
I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy …)
I’m highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Graffiti Jewelry pandant!)
Oh yeah … (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don’t know why … the kind of stuff you’d throw away)
(I’ll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
Jan Kemp says
February 21, 2009 at 6:53 pmhahahahahahaha!!!! I absolutely love Weird Al. My husband does too! We have DVDs and CDs of his songs and vids. He cracks me up so much. I love this song and so many of his others Amish Paradise is great and Like a Surgeon. Don’t get me started on Al. He used to have a kids show on TV that is on DVD and is a riot!!
Amiee L. says
February 21, 2009 at 10:08 pmI am also a huge fan of Mr. Weird Al! I have had way too many people tell me this is my theme song! lol
Jan Bruton says
February 22, 2009 at 10:05 amDo you think he really bought a “Graffiti jewelry pandant” ?
Very funny. Jan
Sandra Miller says
February 22, 2009 at 5:18 pmI”m glad to see some other crazy Weird Al fans here!! LOL! You spotted it Jan!!
Vonnie says
February 24, 2009 at 12:42 amLOL, I saw it too but it isn’t in the song if you listen to it play. But it was cool the way she just snuck it in there like it belonged there.